13th Feather: The dragon's are british

[angel_of_junk]

Finally, I got one of my strongest attacks back! Hahaha!

*Suigintou flies out to the first person she sees And lands in front of them.*

To bad for you, but you have been chosen to die by me regain powers. Fell free to tell people of this after you get revived.

*Suigintou's Wings grow huge and the tips turn into dragon heads. They roar... then turn to each other.*

Oi! What happened? Last thing I remember was watching the tele...

Yeah, and there was a penguin on it that exploded.

*Suigintou looks up dumbfoundly at them.*

... What the hell is this?

*The dragons look down at her.

Did that little crumpet just curse?

Little girls shouldn't curse. We should wash out your mouth!

*If you couldn't already tell, the dragon's are speaking like the old ladies in monty python.*

Comments

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

...is that supposed to happen?

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

Of course not!!

Something wrong 'ith the way we talk?

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Just making sure then. What are they? And why are they from the West?

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

I can turn my wings into dragons... but they are not supposed to talk...

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

[and since this just got approved, have your favorite shota suddenly falling from the ceiling!]

U-Uryu?!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

How did you get here?

*Have to Dragon's also looking at you... hungrily.

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

D-don't know, Uryu... Was being summoned, but...

[... s-stares at the dragons.]

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Can I pet them?

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

...

Sure darling, be gentle though

We don't bite too hard

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

Summoned?

*Notices that Sakutaro is staring at the dragons...*

... Scared of my pets?

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

N-No, lions don't scared, Uryu...

[scared out of his lil gd mind.]

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

Oh, he looks scared...

I wonder if he tastes like spam

I don't like spam!!!!

........

oh god that entire sketch is going to be stuck in my head now

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

U-Uryu! Sakutaro does not taste like spam!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

*The dragons just keep looking at you*

Why is this happening to me?

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

U-Uryu... Mayfield keeps doing things! Everyone is acting strange, strange things happening!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

This damn town again-

*Suigintou is hit by her dragon*

What the hell!!

*Hit again*

Little girls should not curse!

We will beat some since into you!

*The dragons keep attack Suigintou, who can fight back since her feather bullets are part of the dragons.*

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

U-Uryu!

Leave Suigintou alone!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

*They turn and glare at you.*

You want some little lion?

I'm going to make you explode like the penguin.

*They lunge at you.*

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

U-Uryu!

[RUNS AWAAAAAY]

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

*The dragons just start laughing*

Ah, such a scared little lion

can even protect his friend

*They go back to beating up Suigintou. Won't you please help her.*

[playswithwater.livejournal.com]

[Watching. Pretty amused, actually.]

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

... If they were not acting like idiots you would be dead!

Oi! What a handsome young man

Would you like some tea and crumpets?

Shut up!

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

U-Uryu...

[Stops, looking back. Feels bad that it won't amount to much, but runs back, regardless.]

S-Stop, please! We... need... to... NEGOTIATE!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

*The dragon's stop and turn to Sakutaro.*

Negotiate?

What would you have to negotiate?

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

Th-that's right, Uryu. Have to negotiate and get along. If ladies leave Sugintou alone... we can have tea!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

.... *The stop hurting Suigintou*

The tea better be good!

*Suigintou closes her eyes, and forces the dragons back into wings. She's panting after words.*

pant pant...

*She stares at you, like she wants to say Thank you but can't*

[glompedbystakes.livejournal.com]

[smiiiles, and comes up to hug her.]

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

*Feels like pushing him away, but doesn't. She let him hug her.*

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

[Pets]

[playswithwater.livejournal.com]

[Waves]

They seem pretty lively!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

... Stop petting my dragons!!

[angel-of-junk.livejournal.com]

They are annoying that's what!

[playswithwater.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they have a different opinion!

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

They don't seem to mind.